large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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(via greed)

andletliveagain:

It’s kinda cool how someone can just pop into your life all of a sudden and become so important to you within such a small amount of time. I think that’s what makes life so interesting though. There’s always a reason to be hopeful for the future because you never know what good things will come your way next.

(via 2man2bepussy)

doublemaximusart:

Dani and Billy from Hocus Pocus. I love how Billy kept her safe within the salt circle :3

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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(Source: andallthesinners-saints, via spoof)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via fat-amy)

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

(via fat-amy)

Try not to feel jealous about things, or people or places. It’s toxic. Just keep living. You will find your happiness.

-Unknown  (via terrible)

(Source: cascadingletters, via ysterday)

Are you tired? Worn out? Burned out on religion? Come to me. Get away with me and you’ll recover your life. I’ll show you how to take a real rest. Walk with me and work with me—watch how I do it. Learn the unforced rhythms of grace. I won’t lay anything heavy or ill-fitting on you. Keep company with me and you’ll learn to live freely and lightly.

-Jesus (via ywamsf)

(via gravitysex)

narcotic:

boys with dark hair and pretty blue eyes fuck me up on a daily basis

(via lazypacific)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and they’re like why did you even come